Blake Berard's Crab Shack

Welcome to Blake Berard's Crab Shack, where the crabs are cranky and the owner is crankier! Founded in 2024 by the legendary Blake "Crab Daddy" Berard after he won a crab-catching contest at age 7 (he was the only participant), this establishment has quickly become the most talked-about crab shack in all of Breaux Bridge. Well, at least that's what Blake's mom says. Our signature dish? The "Blake's Mistake" - a crab boil so spicy that we're legally required to have you sign a waiver. Legend has it that one customer's taste buds didn't recover for six months. He gave us five stars. Blake personally wrestles each crab before it reaches your table. He hasn't won a match yet, but he's very enthusiastic about it. Come for the crabs, stay because you can't find your car in the parking lot (we should really add some lights out there). **House Rules:** 1. No crab puns (Blake has heard them all) 2. Yes, that IS Blake's face on the bathroom wallpaper 3. The "secret sauce" recipe will never be revealed (mostly because Blake forgot it) 4. All-you-can-eat means all YOU can eat, not all Blake can eat